Friends, welcome to a new feature on my blog "Things that Weigh Heavily on my Mind," where I will explore some things that weigh heavily on my mind.
Today I discuss a great fear of mine. I fear that someday I will be driving along going through the radio stations looking for something good, and just as I turn to the smooth jazz station BAM! I get sideswiped and die. It's not really the fear of death that weighs heavily on my mind, but the fear that smooth jazz will play on my car radio as my corpse lies in the car, and as the paramedic tries to find my pulse, he exclaims, "dammit, another Kenny G fan gone before his time."