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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Thank You Fox News!

Well, from where I'm sitting, next to a dessicating decorated spruce surrounded by mounds of wrapping paper, it looks like Christmas has once again won the war against it. Thank You to Fox News and Country music stations everywhere for once again lofting the banner high and championing the cause that is Christmas. It looked rough out there for a while: Democrats ascendant, a Muslim in the White House, but you stood resolute. To quote the Duke of Wellington, "It was a close run thing." Thank You and Merry Christmas.

I also want to bring up another cause. The War on Christmas has been raging for many a year now, and before that was the Cold War on Christmas, which required high mobilization rates. There are now many brave veterans of the War on Christmas, and by some fluke almost none of them have ever served in the "real" wars and don't fall under the auspices of the Veteran's Administration. And while I know many of these brave men and women would scoff at accepting aid from "Big Government," their wounds are often very deep and very real (those secularist militants at the ACLU go straight for the jugular). So as an alternative, please go to FoxNews.com and click on their DONATE button to support a brave veteran of the War on Christmas this year.

Merry Christmas to ALL.

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