Saturday, October 25, 2008
From the Minneaoplis Star Tribune
reports being brutally attacked last night in Saint Paul. After being accosted and robbed of her hot-dish and bars, the young woman reports having the letters "AF" carved into her cheeks. She reports her attacker as being of average height and build and "very Jewy." The attacker was reportedly wearing an "Al Franken for Senate" t-shirt, and shouted, "This'll show you that he's good enough, smart enough, and dog-gone-it people like him!" Police have yet to apprehend any suspects and are investigating the situation.